Filthy Armenian Adventures

30. Rockin Filthy Rainy Weho New Year’s Eve (preview)

Midnight approaches in the city that never ends. Someone says it's raining like cats and dogs. The most monogamous man in West Hollywood tries to watch a college football game as a bartender from his past serves Vertigo. Kim Novak is dead, but another fine dame recognizes the casting agent who placed her in a movie neither can remember. On Broadway, a Filthy Armenian seeks the kindness of strangers. When he finds it, a spooky concert rings through downtown.
 
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Locations: HiTops West Hollywood, Botega Louie West Hollywood, Downtown, The Globe Theatre
 
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29. The Melting Pot

Windows on the World 9/11 Ground Zero Oriana Fallaci Edward Hopper's New York. A tale of silence and fury, signifying something. 
 
Guest starring Matt Denicola, host of The Salt Box
 
Locations: Zaza Diner, Ground Zero 9/11 Memorial, The Mall, The Whitney Museum - New York, NY
 
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Happy New Year!

28. The Pickup Astrologer

Old-school Hollywood psychologist — and author of "The Young Man's Guide to Demystifying the 21st Century Female" (unpublished) — delivers my first full horoscope reading and teaches me how to dominate the fairer sex.
 
Intro by Filthy Santa.
 
Location: North Hollywood, California
 
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Filthy Santa’s Message for 2022

In a day or two Filthy Santa will return to deliver his annual address as the intro to our next adventure, but here is last year's address (an early listener fave from Episode 4: Hollywood and the Middle East) for those who might have missed it. 
 
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SPECIAL EDITION 11: Elon, Kanye, & White Lotus Rage w/ Jack Mason

Everything you need to know about Elon Musk's Twitter war, Kanye's Christian swastika, White Lotus season 2, straights vs gays and hopeful insanity vs eternal cope in the final state of 2022. Plus my own personal White Lotus near-murder in NYC. With Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist
 
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27. A Mysterious Date in Hamburg Part 2: The Morning After

A plot-twist about the previous night's magical evening of erotic adventure leads to a brutal autopsy of sexual rejection, bicuriosity, and other stupid bullsh*t of the heart.
Part 2 of a nonfiction mystery drama. To access Part 1 (and 30 other premium episodes), subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian
Location: Hamburg, Germany
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26. A Mysterious Date in Hamburg (preview)

A casual date at a bar in Hamburg takes a tantalizing turn when it’s interrupted by a Dutch blonde masc bro lawyer, hoping to make the most of his last night in town...
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Location: Hamburg, Germany
 

25. Paradise in Munich?

I have a dream. A hot, steamy, sultry summer dream. In it there are lots of naked Germans, Leonard Cohen and Diana Ross. Also my friend Christian, and the seeds of a sexual revolution.
 
Location: Munich, Germany. 
 
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SPECIAL EDITION 10: Descent Into Manness w/ Jack Mason, Salomé, Norah Vincent

Freethinking lesbian writer Norah Vincent quit the punditry game to go undercover and investigate what it's really like to be a man in America. What she discovered eventually killed her. But her bombshell book, Self-Made Man (2006), though promptly memoryholed as its ominous warnings about the gender wars came to pass, survives as a prescient model of honest journalism and feminism for men. Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist and Salomé of Twitter join me for an Art Right Halloween Pride Parade in honor of the book and its author, who committed suicide in July.
 
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24. I’d Rather Go Blind - The Whitney Biennale

Harry Tafoya and I were first-responders to the cultural terrorist attack launched on our nation in the form of the 2022 Whitney Biennale. Will we suffocate in the rubble? Or can we carve a way out of the apocalypse hole and back to a place where art and life matter again?
 
Then can we do it all over again because footage of the original journey disappeared...
 
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Location: Whitney Museum of American Art - New York, New York
 
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